Yoda USB Desk protector
Need to keep those pesky people away from your desk when you are away from your desk? This motion activated Jedi Master is ready to defend your workspace. When someone come near your desk, Yoda fires up his lightsaber and warns them to back off. The Yoda Desk Protector comes complete with a super-long USB cable, so even if your last remaining port is way in the back of your tower, Yoda can still be out front where he’s needed. His motion sensor will detect movement between 6 and 9 feet away depending on the lighting in your office. While you’re sitting at your desk you can keep him in silent mode so he doesn’t drive you nuts with his nuggets of wisdom.
via ThinkGeek
Crack kills wear Backtackular buttcrack covers

With jeans getting lower and lower it becomes so much harder keeping that crack covered. Well now the ladies can decorate their crack, clearly putting them in a class above plumbers. You can choose between 6 different denim crack covers with designs including a butterfly, peace sign, heart and others. It’s pure class. You get a set of these adhesive patches for $14.99 along with a few replacement adhesive strips as well.
Soap Knuckles let you look tough while you wash up

Washing up can be such a dull and repetitive task. Now instead of just scrubbing down with some plain bar of soap, you can have soap in the shape of brass knuckles. Sure, you’re getting far less soap for your money, but it’s just so much more awesome. It’s made of all-natural glycerin soap. For $15 you can get two of these brass knuckles through Spye Design. Sadly, right now these Soap Knuckles are unavailable.
Categories: Abnormaltech Tags: funny, knuckles, random, soap
Ironius is one snazzy iron
We all know that irons are supposed to be hot, but how about models who, er, model irons? Check out this carefully airbrushed image that sees a lady ironing her power suit while wearing nothing but a bra – makes us wonder whether anyone else does that without at least a working shirt on. In her hand is a piping hot cup of coffee (or other hot beverage of your choice), where the bottom segment of the cup makes for an iron when the coffee is not yet cooled. Definitely not a good idea at all, as you will need plenty of hot water/coffee to get this going, and how the heck are you going to iron without avoiding any spills? Dubbed the Ironius, good thing it remains a concept only and will hopefully stay at that.
Categories: Abnormaltech Tags: funny, iron, weird
Finger food utensils seem to be confused

Alright the whole purpose of finger food is to go without a utensil. Yet one person has decided to create utensils for that dirty finger food for those that don’t really like touching their food. Although it’s a bit silly, it does mean you could turn all foods into finger foods since the utensils just fit over the top of your fingertips. It was designed by Kawamura Ganjavian.
Source: Bookofjoe
Categories: Abnormaltech Tags: food, funny, humor, weird